Just toss it back like you’re doing shots. Also, I hope you feel better soon.
Oh I can’t take shots. I’ve tried, and I can’t.
Freddy Krueger was friendzoned. That’s why he wore a fedora.
Oh. Oh god. Somehow, that’s so much worse.
Yes I’m very glad I’m not a bed bug
What is ‘traumatic insemination’? Do they tie the bugs down and inseminate them, while having their mothers yell degrading things while playing a slideshow of Holocaust imagery?
Oh heavens no. It’s when the male pierces the female’s abdomen with his penis then injects his sperm into the wound
I’m so glad none of my customers do that. They’re always usually happy and accepting when we happen to have exact change laying around for them.
Most customers are happy when I have coins for them but not this guy
The first one is a modern day classic. I didn’t hate the second one, but I’ve never felt compelled to watch it again. I rented the third one once and fell asleep.
Aw I rly liked the first and second ones and could watch them over and over
The third one was just not the same though and I don’t care to watch it ever again