Posts Tagged: partofanunbalancedbreakfast

  • Question: Umm, you tagged that Parks & Rec photoset with Jerry and the pie as '30 Rock'. - partofanunbalancedbreakfast
  • Answer:

    Goddammit

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partofanunbalancedbreakfast replied to your post “The worst part of being sick is having to take Nyquil. The pills are…”

Just toss it back like you’re doing shots. Also, I hope you feel better soon.

Oh I can’t take shots. I’ve tried, and I can’t.

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Freddy Krueger was friendzoned. That’s why he wore a fedora.

Clearly!

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partofanunbalancedbreakfast replied to your post “partofanunbalancedbreakfast replied to your post “Just learned that…”

Oh. Oh god. Somehow, that’s so much worse.

Yes I’m very glad I’m not a bed bug

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partofanunbalancedbreakfast replied to your post “Just learned that bed bugs reproduce through traumatic insemination…”

What is ‘traumatic insemination’? Do they tie the bugs down and inseminate them, while having their mothers yell degrading things while playing a slideshow of Holocaust imagery?

Oh heavens no. It’s when the male pierces the female’s abdomen with his penis then injects his sperm into the wound

Ok you’ve convinced me.

Ok you’ve convinced me.

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partofanunbalancedbreakfast replied to your post “Today at work I had a customer who had a total that was like $6.02 or…”

I’m so glad none of my customers do that. They’re always usually happy and accepting when we happen to have exact change laying around for them.

Most customers are happy when I have coins for them but not this guy

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partofanunbalancedbreakfast replied to your post “The only Mummy movie I ever owned on dvd was the third one because for…”

The first one is a modern day classic. I didn’t hate the second one, but I’ve never felt compelled to watch it again. I rented the third one once and fell asleep.

Aw I rly liked the first and second ones and could watch them over and over

The third one was just not the same though and I don’t care to watch it ever again

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partofanunbalancedbreakfast replied to your photo “And what’s going on with Judas”

Is that Tim Minchin?

Yup

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partofanunbalancedbreakfast replied to your photo “Oh My GOD”

That lineup…

It’s such a random assortment of people!