Dear Britney Stans
Britney Spears did not invent sparkly jump suits
Signed,
Everyone who can remember past the year 2000
thiskitten said: I WILL TELL YOU HOW I WON MY DWAD AND NSYNC POP ODYSSEY TIX, it’s easiest on a landline phone cuz they dial fast and don’t take time to connect like cells, redial, busy, hang up, redial, busy hang up, you’ll eventually get through
I SHALL TRY THAT
heres to all the kids who have never found their name on anything in a souvenir store
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